Johnny

Detroit Muscle took the top seed and went and did it — 178 past FTBGTM in the semi, then 111–77.5 over Predestined Polish Warbirds in a final where one side simply stopped scoring. That 77.5 is the lowest total anyone has ever posted in a championship game. The same Warbirds side had already been buried by 80 in week 12 by Captain Tremendous, so the collapse had form. JaMarcus's Purple Drank opened the year with 191 in week 1 and finished fifth, which is a very 2013 way to spend a season.